A few random things.

1. When I went to change the font, I thought there was a font called "anal" It is actually "arial". Really, it could have happened to anyone with a MASSIVE sinus/inner ear infection and her glasses ALL THE WAY OVER THERE. But I am glad I got that straightened out. Phew. I am just going to leave the font how it is.

2. My exboyfriend apparently now has a cat or two. This is the same exboyfriend that once threw my kitten because he clawed him. (the kitten clawed the exboyfriend.) You're as shocked as I am. I threw his ass out immediately, without his pants if memory serves. I will say this just once: homeboy throws a cat, homeboy gets his ass kicked by irate Midwestern asthmatic. You've been warned.

3.Also, same exboyfriend is safely eleventy billion miles away now. This is awesome.

4. I found my old old old blog today. Reading it was awkward, but it reminded me that I used to be hilarious.

5. I will not link to it. Just yet. Try begging me.

6. I am going to fail the shit out of my Cowboys and Samurai midterm tomorrow. For real.

7. I was babysitting J and E when the weather got all pink, which is worse than red. So I woke up E, had them put their shoes on, and took them to the basement, where I tried to make them sleep on the floor. We were laughing about dog farts when their parents came home. At 11pm. That's why they pay me the big bucks.